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TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS
10. "HEY, I JUST FOUND MY CAR KEYS IN LYLE LOVETT'S HAIR"
9. "SOMEBODY HELP HIM! HE'S GOT A TRITT LODGED IN HIS
YOAKAM!"
8. "YOU KNOW, MR. ROGERS, IS SAW THE MOST RECENT GAMBLER
TV-MOVIE, AND MAYBE IT'S TIME TO FOLD 'EM"
7. "HEE HAW CONDOMS! GET YER HEE HAW CONDOMS HERE!"
6. "VINCE GILL, FAITH HILL, FAITH HILL, VINCE GILL, MELL TILLIS,
TRAVIS TRITT, PAM TILLIS, PATTI LOVELESS, FAITH HILL, VINCE GILL"
5. "IF WYNONNA DOESN'T DROP A FEW POUNDS, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE AN ACHY BREAKY FLOOR"
4. "HEY, LOOKIE HERE, ME AND MY GEE-TAR ARE ON THE TEE-VEE"
3. "AND NOW THE BEST FIDDLER AWARD GOES TO DAVE
LETTERMAN"
2. "I THOUGHT 'THE JUDDS' WAS A NICKNAME FOR DOLLY PARTON"
1. "OH, NO. MICHAEL AND LISA MARIE ARE KISSING AGAIN!"
Letterman, Wednesday October 5, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994